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[notthedoctor]

"This is Theta! Leave me a message!"

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[beforethewar]

Well, you never said you were a severed hand until now!

As for where he should have kept a severed hand, I don't know. A jar is as good a place as any, I suppose, if a bit morbid.

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[notthedoctor]

oh

i didnt? i usually tell most people that right away

he was obsessed with the Doctor. waited a hundred years for him and then clung to the outside of the TARDIS as it went through the vortex

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[beforethewar]

And you want to see him again? He sounds mad, and coming from me, that's saying something. Though I'm beginning to believe I am one of our more grounded incarnations.

Anyone else my future self will pick up on this hedonistic tour through time and space that I might meet here and have to try not to look embarrassed in front of?

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[notthedoctor]

of course i do. jack is my friend. he was there for me when the Doctor just let me fall

you could be. eleven does have a strange bowtie and tweed obsession. that cant be good for him or anyone

theres Martha. shared a bed once back when we went to see shakespeare. Mickey. Sarah Jane. Donna. your and her dna got together

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[beforethewar]

"DNA got together"?

Are you trying to use a euphemism I haven't heard of yet?

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[notthedoctor]

no

your DNA and her DNA made me

sort of

its all very timey-wimey

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[beforethewar]

I'm just trying to figure out how the DNA made you. I need to know who else I'll be expecting awkward moments with, should they show up here.

Sorry, but with all you've told me, my mind is gravitating in certain directions that are rather uncomfortable.

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[notthedoctor]

well i wasnt loomed lets put it that way

if she arrives ill let you know

shes a lot like charley. except ginger. and a temp.

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[beforethewar]

That was very helpful. Thank you.

It seems like my life gets a lot more interesting after I'm gone, if that's at all possible. It does seem like a more pleasant kind of "interesting".

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[notthedoctor]

im dead useful. keep telling you Doctors that. just dont drop more hands. not a geko

thats not true

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[beforethewar]

Do I even want to know?

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[notthedoctor]

as a dear friend of mine often says and Eleven can explain

SPOILERS!

wow

that really is fun to say. gotta do that more often

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[beforethewar]

Very well then. I suppose I don't really want to know anything more anyway. I've had quite an eyeful as it is.

I'm sure everyone will be contacted when we decide when we're leaving.

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[notthedoctor]

if I told you everything there wouldn't be any surprises. life would be dull then.

Ill be ready!